Greetings, devotees of all things Sketchy!
This week, our endless quest for the world's great arts and treasures (by which I naturally mean breasts) took us to the far-flung land of Arabia, which I understand is somewhere east of Williamsburgh. It was there that we met the great Sultan Muffinhead.
We found him reclining in his palace, as sultaning is hard work and requires frequent naps. Sultan Muffinhead is a stern but just man, and after several drinks, he agreed to take us into his harem, where he introduced us to his favourite concubine, the beauteous Amber Ray.
Get on point and fluff up the tutus, Dr. Sketchy's gets all classy with a trip to the Ballet!
With our Prima Ballerina, Amelia Danger! As a personal promise to our readers, I will refrain from making any Nutcracker jokes.
Molly Crabapple and myself. Everyone said I looked "Flashdance" but I was going for "All That Jazz." Sigh, no one ever understands my complicated costume-based metaphors! *sob*
Amelia is an actual former New York Ballerina Fairy Princess. So she can do stuff like
Konnichiha Art monkeys! Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School brings you the ancient and beautiful tradition of the Geisha the only way we know how!
With Pearle Noir AKA The Black Pearl as our very own Geisha Gone Wild! Take *that* 600 years of aesthetic refinement!
Pearl came all the way from Texas to delight, amaze and blur cultural lines into one big melting pot of awesome.
Photos by Dr. Simon and Justin Lussier. Who I understand are Samurai of some sort.
Being a dancer, Pearle was able to do….this!
Citizens! Now is time to enjoy the Revolutionary Re-Cap Of Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School!
Presented To You By Your Party Leaders For Life, Molly Crabapple And John Leavitt
With Pandora, Heroine of the Second Female Collective Model Squad!
Doubleplus Good Photos by Loyal Citizen Justin Lussier.
Her eyelashes are made from the hair of dissents!
Break out the sad songs and half-eaten chocolates! It's Dr. Sketchy's Broken Hearts Club! For this Valentine's day we give you a picture of desperation, loneliness, and soul-crushing despair, just like every other Valentines day. Crank up the Magnetic Fields! Whoo! I mean Boo-Hoo!
And who will pose for this display of depression? Why Aprella. Of Course.
Agile Aprella as our very own muse for the misbegotten! She tore her heart out for you! The least you can do is draw.
Photos by Dr. Simon and Justin Lussier.
Darlings! Once again it's time for Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School! This tme we visit New York in the 70s for a funk-blasting, disco-balling, coke-snorting good time! Now C'mon and shake your groove thing to the lovely AKYNOS!
She's totally AbFab, don't you think?
And your groovy hosts, Molly Crabapple and John Leavitt. Molly's contribution to the New York 70s theme was "Folk Singer". Note the pigtails. I, on the other hand, merely have long hair and several substance abuse problems.
C'mon Akynos! Lay all your love on me!
