Oh dear. Birthday hats. Long-time readers of this blog will that me wearing a birthday hat and holding a bottle of booze cannot, nay WILLNOT, augur well. But we must soilder on, if only to gaze upon the unparalleled rockitude of Roller Derby Queen ….DANI DANGER!
If you sometimes think I over-praise the awesomeness of our models, please look at the photo above. Dani held that pose for two minutes. With wheels attached to her feet.
And then she did it again …
and again….
John Leavitt left on vacation, taking along a map, some traveler's checks, and a case of penicillin. As his substitute, I will continue his lesson plan. Where did we leave off, class? Does anyone remember? Spit out that gum, young man!
On May 26th, Dr. Sketchy's went Hollywood! That is, Hollywood 50 years ago! We dripped with sleaze. We dashed hopes and shattered dreams. We sacrificed our lives in the empty, vain pursuit of fleeting stardom! All of this was to celebrate our lovely, Marilyn-esque model, Ruby Valentine.
I have been told that some like it hot. For them, Ms. Valentine was the perfect thing.
Like, oh my god, it's time for Dr. Sketchy's Recap! This week, Dr. Sketchy's did the time-warp again for a look at the New Wave 1980s! C'mon everyone, lets go listen to the Cure and wear skinny ties! Lapel buttons for all!
Me, your loyal host, handed out of the fabulous prizes: a New Order Bootleg tape! We take themes *very* seriously here at Dr. Sketchy's….Look at our other prizes
Actual Viynl bought at an Actual Goodwill! I enjoy his expression reading the back .."Yes! China Girl! DELICIOUS, Buwahahahaha!"
I even did a load of blow and ruined the Securities Exchange Commission just to be thematic, but Of course, no totally 80s session would be complete
Hey! Ho! lets go my little darlings, and welcome to Dr. Sketchy's Rockin' Recap!
We had a hard-rocking good time theme this week, and who better to shake up all us than our resident rockette and the girl who has got the most, Lady J!
…that IS a whole lot of shakin' goin on, if I may say so myself.
We did do the Da do Run Rum and Dum Dum Dit ty, giving out rockabilly
freakshow prizes and putting a guy's hand in an animal trap.
More on that later, now, Lady J!
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Can your mind comprehend the shocking horror that is Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School?
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What
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Fuck?
Why it's the first session of Dr. Sketchy's Tokyo! Far East and East River, y'all. Check out more amazing photos and drunken commentary at
http://drsketchytokyo.blogspot.com/
