Come one come all, to the Big Top Not-So-Travelling Spectacle! GAZE upon the models! GAWK at the artists! DRINK yourself into a stupor! It's the all singing-all dancing- all drawing circus night at Dr. Sketchy's, and who better to guide you than our returning champion, Amber Ray?

She's a sensational sexy clown. I don't know wether to be horrified or aroused … just like every other time. And now I, your faithful re-capper, armed with a Bloody Mary and glittery princess clown, to give it to you, our insatiable weasels of an audience.
Thanks to Dr. Simon, Justin Lussien and Ryan Roman for the photographs. Without them I'd just have to describe everything, and frankly I've got better things to do today.
Ahhh, Janurary! That brisk, crisp time of year when apple-faced children put on their parkas and race outside to enjoy the….unseasonable warmth. It's 70 degrees in New York, thanks to either divine intervention or global warming. Whatever it is, we salute you! Girls are back in skirts and guys are finding even more flimsy reasons to take thier shirts off. It's like a holiday miracle!*
Art Monkeys crammed into our over-heated lounge for the New Year spectacular. Kicking off 2007 with new prizes and two people from the Other Side Of the World! Peter, the Princable of Dr. Sketchy's Auckland and Dillon Font! Stand-Up man from
Japan! More of him later. But now, enough men. Onto our glittering star of the New Year, show producer and burlesque funny girl …Little Brooklyn!
It has been brought to my notice that the group photo of the Art Monkeys

looks an awful lot like an album cover. Which, of course, led to these


I feel so dirty…the dirt's not coming off!
-JL

It's a bird! it's a plane! It's a Dr. Sketchy Book Signing! We took over the venerable comic book megastore, Jim Hanley's Universe, for a night of cupcakes, espresso beans, poses, and copious cleaveage. But why use mere words when we have such great images? Photos by Ryan Roman and Dr. Simon.



Lady J, our model for the evening and exploder of hearts nationwide. I read from the book and Molly provided the flimsy pretense of a "drawing lesson" so we all could gaze upon lady J as a saucy sailor. All hands on deck
Ho ho, Ho. Welcome kind readers to this… our "Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa & Gurnenthar's Ascendance Holiday Spectacular" Where we pay homage to Annual Gift Man and his never ending war against the Martians! Okay, I think I jammed that opening with enough obscure references. Lets move on, shall we? The Lucky Cat was decked out in gay appeal for the season, and the lovely lovely Clams Casino shows us the true meaning of Christmas….

That. And lots of it. She also wore tinsel, it's not just for zombie trees anymore.


I'd like her to stuff my stocking. I'd say she's hung with
SantEnteri deserves ALL of the blame for this.

By endorsing this, I am complict in the Farkification of everything. I have become GIF, ruiner of Internets.
-JL
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