Hello, Art Monkeys.

Our Art Star series of sessions paying tribute to our superfamous artist friends continued with Ben Templesmith and our salute to his Erotica Tentacular, Squidgirls. As we all know, the love between woman and squid is often a taboo subject. There has been a seething...

Bonsoir, mes amants.

I know what you're thinking - Why am I talking like Batroc the Leaper? It is in honour of our recent session where we paid tribute to Jeanne-Françoise Julie Adélaïde Bernard Récamier who, when lost and stranded in the Alps, could survive for weeks by living on...

Yippee-ki-yay, Art Monkeys.

Not too long ago, a certain rip-snorting, two-fisted cuss by the name of Stormy Leather rolled into town, which is good, because if she had more than two fists, that might have been cause for concern. I don't know where she came from and she wouldn't give me...

;Hey!  Remember when I posted the video of Arden Leigh's session?  How could you have forgotten?  I just did it!  You people.

Anyway, Keith Jenson also filmed an interview following the session for your enjoyment. So enjoy!

Did you miss our last session with Arden Leigh posing as Madame Récamier? How could you? Are we just not important to you? Are you seeing someone else? Oh, God, you are, aren't you?

Despite your inconsiderate behaviour, Keith Jenson has provided us with a video of the session.