Ho ho, Ho. Welcome kind readers to this… our "Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa & Gurnenthar's Ascendance Holiday Spectacular" Where we pay homage to Annual Gift Man and his never ending war against the Martians! Okay, I think I jammed that opening with enough obscure references. Lets move on, shall we? The Lucky Cat was decked out in gay appeal for the season, and the lovely lovely Clams Casino shows us the true meaning of Christmas….

That. And lots of it. She also wore tinsel, it's not just for zombie trees anymore.

I'd like her to stuff my stocking. I'd say she's hung with care. I'd like to come down her chimm-eh, you get the idea. Clams rocked the season right inot our hearts, and once again we had pornographic baked goods. Little legs and corseted torso-cookies from the lovely Mia. We don't have a clear picture of her, so here is her bust w/ an Official Dr. Sketchy Dog Tag.

From Engraving shack, perfect last second gifts for the thoughtless among you.

Our impossibly hip audience, all snug in their seats, visions of burlesque babes dancing in their heads.

This, of course being the season of giving, I gave Molly a faboo 40s hat, which she proceeded to wear in a Pimptackular manner.

She's all about the Benjamins. Or Franklins. And a few Hamiltons. Yo.

So I give her a hat and she gives an interview. Bah. Where is my faboo pimp hat?

Now we're not just here to THRILL AND DELIGHT, our first mission has always been to educate. In that vein, here is a little lesson in how photographs LIE and DECEIVE us. Take this photo of Clams Casino by Ryan Roman….

How warm and delightful! As wholesome as eggnog and applepie! You can practically feel the fireplace.

But look at this shot from Justin Lussier

Suddenly it's a David Lynch film, Blue Christmas, and the Prom Queen is about to be raped by a backwards talking detective.

Not convinced? See this image of one of our winners ("Best Incorporation of Reindeer…you people are just sick, BTW.)

How happy she is with her "Mission Mamma" Neighborhoodie's Shirt! Happy and bright and lovely! And then this…

"Sir! help me! It is so cold outside and I have only this shirt to protect me from Robot Santa and his Ice-Gun!"

From adorable Christmas waif….

Spooky goth imp! She looks like she wants to dance in you intestines.

Not get convinced? How about this.

Happy are those who create comedy by making me stand stiff and uncomfortably! Does, through the magic of shadows and colors becomes…

"Hey you guys are really into me…I can get into that scene I…hey what's in this drink? I feel…OW my Neck! you're biting my ne-AHHHHHHHH!"

So happy holidays and a great new year to you from all of us at Dr. Sketchy's! It may be too early to tell, but I think we saved Christmas.

Catch you next year Art Monkeys!

-JL