Lauren Marleaux of Gilded Lily Burlesque will be posing for the next session of Dr. Sketchy's Baltimore!

Known to strike many a host mute with kittening skills, she causes out-and-out riots when she's not restricted to picking up errant pasties and sweeping away piles of wander-prone glitter. If I were you, I'd keep one hand drawing and the other ready to flip a table and bang heads together in case she's too much for the crowd and a melee pops off.

Do you want to be "that guy" who has to say, "Yeah, I missed it" the night Dr. Sketchy's Baltimore rioted over Lauren Marleaux and the Morton Street crowd slid Russell face-first down the bar like it was a spaghetti-Western? Do you really want to have been "washing your hair" the night Fred goes all Samson and pushes out the columns of the Windup?

Are you thinking, "Hell yes, I want to miss that! I want to DRAW, not end up on Fark News you crazy son of a bitch!"

Well, the drawing is going to be amazing. I didn't mean to scary you. I'm sorry. No, I mean that, I'm sorry. I'm SURE no one will really riot.

Maybe.

Doors at 6, start at 7. 18+ to draw, 21+ to drink. There'll be great prizes from Atomic Books and Baby Tattoo Books, not to mention beer specials from Flying Dog Brewery. Show up early to get a good seat, especially if you want a table to flip when the time comes.

No photography or messy paints, please (watercolors are fine).

Photo of Lauren Marleaux by Chery Fair, http://www.cherylfair.com.

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