Come one come all, to the Big Top Not-So-Travelling Spectacle! GAZE upon the models! GAWK at the artists! DRINK yourself into a stupor! It's the all singing-all dancing- all drawing circus night at Dr. Sketchy's, and who better to guide you than our returning champion, Amber Ray?

She's a sensational sexy clown. I don't know wether to be horrified or aroused … just like every other time. And now I, your faithful re-capper, armed with a Bloody Mary and glittery princess clown, to give it to you, our insatiable weasels of an audience.

Thanks to Dr. Simon, Justin Lussien and Ryan Roman for the photographs. Without them I'd just have to describe everything, and frankly I've got better things to do today.

This is why we tip the models, so we can get them to do things like this.

Oh no! Amber Ray is destroying the city! We must flee!

Mia made cookies! Again! Fudge cookies! Everyone knows my passion for fudge has no bounds. I love to stuff myself with fudge. Indeed, I pack it in. You might call me …a fudge-packer.

Steve Walker looks like he's trying to assure you that they're NOT the posioned ones.

I know I've talked about "the crowding problem" before and to your credit, alot of people showed up early. Good. Fine. But such is the draw of Amber Ray that by 4 o'clock, the Lucky Cat looked like this.

Dr. Sketchy's! it's Clastrophobriffic! We had to shift the seating around a few times to fit all you little monsters. We think we have it down, but if it doesn't work next time, we're just going to start shoving you in, standing room only, and hiring the Hell's Angels as bouncers. What could go wrong?

From the contest "Best incorporation of claustrophobia" the winner received yet another baffling shirt.

Amber Ray IS Aeon Flux!

A photographer from AP wire news was there, which is why Molly here is more dolled up than a "Little Miss" Pageant winner. Remember girls, set phasers to SPARKLE!

We rarely have photos from the breaks, but no more! SEE the lovely Lucky Cat bar in all it's glory! Where drinks AND food can be purchased! It's a wonder and a marvel of our modern age.

And now, for other reason at all other than personal vanity, a photo of me at the DJ station. I was spinn' my mad circus mix, yo. (and for the record, anyone else who refers to me as "some kind of New Wave Pirate" will be swiftly kicked in the balls. )

Our "Living Canvas" contest was such a hit that we decided to trot it out one more time. Not because we're uncreative, but because repetition is the nature of reality. Also cause we're take any excuse to get Steve Walker shirtless. He's DREAMY.

And now the winner of the contest, who seems to be silently contemplating the drink. It was, to quote the bartender, "something green."

And so endth the Dr. Sketchy's! Clean up the sawdust, put away the cotton candy, and oil up the joints for another time. Thanks to Amber Ray, The Lucky Cat, AP News, Dr. Simon, Ryan Roman, Justin Lussien, and everyone who came out and put up with our overcrowding with grace and kindness. You're truly gods amongst men.

Turn up next week, when a spicy Lady-Matador will cause us to charge and gouge! Toro! Toro!

-JL