It's cold and flu season here in Our Fair City, so we at the Anti-Art school sent for a Doctor to make a house call. Dr. Lukki, that is, the hardest working Ph.D in burlesque!
Dr. Lukki was a florid explosion of traditional burlesque flair, right down to the T-slippers. You can just imagine Stanford White going crazy for her.
"Primavera demands sacrifice! Rites of Spring! Rites Of Spring!"
The view from the stage.
A view of the stage and a view of Dr. Lukki's amazing backdrops.
And of course we had contests. Prizes included tickets to Sweet And Nasty Burlesque, A Neighborhoodies shirt, and "Blog!" a book stolen by Molly at a Gawker party.
And I, the chosen one, hold aflot the coveted prize…Whiskcalber!
But enough of burlesque goddesses traipsing up and down the stage! What of the PEOPLE behind Dr. Sketchy's? Well, you inquisitive minx, here are all the Art Monkeys at once.
(From right to left)
Name: John Leavitt
AKA: The Lush, The Doorman, Baron Von Fullovit
Powers: Can absorb infinite amounts of alcohol and sonic projectile vomiting.
Name: Steve Walker
AKA Mhawk, The Night Stanger, Updater Maximus.
Powers: Super-speed and deadly adamantine Mohawk needles.
Name: Molly Crabapple
AKA The Mistress, Flack!, The Amazing Lil' Turbine
Powers: Can transform into a multi-limbed PR machine and complete 20 illustrations a second.
Name: Syd Bernstein
AKA S. I Vicious, The Green Mamba, Laddy Boy
Powers: Hair, when whipped, produces sonic blasts of Veruca Salt.
Not Shown: Ryan Roman AKA The Shutterbug
Powers: Ability to confuse and entrance men, blinding camera flashes.
Come Art Monkey Super-Team! Combine elements to form, Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School!
Thus endth another amazing session. Thanks to everybody for pulling off another crazy stunt. Join us next week when fetish supermodel Theda B will shock and horrify us during our first Halloween session!