Branch Blog - Baltimore, MD
Sun, June 12, 2011 • THREE YEARS!
Monday is our
THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!Holy #$%^!
Photo by Anna CharlieFolks...FOLKS, *this* is the big one. We're finally leaving the Terrible Two's and dive head first into the Tantrum Three's. This is where we finally stop saying "no" and start saying "ye...." - hmm, actually, after flipping through Dr. Spock, this is apparently where we start biting. Here's the Facebook event by the way - if you're coming, let us know, it lets us know how many shots to do before we open the doors at six. Marla "So Cute It Hurts" Meringue of Sticky Buns Burlesque, who you can see above, will be modeling for this no-holds-barred, shenanigan-infused, bring-bail-money, pinch-yourself-cause-you-got-to-be-dreaming Dr. Sketchy's - and, well, holy bejesus, if you don't want to draw Marla in all her glory then you need to stick corks in your ears 'cause your brain is messing up that shirt your momma bought you. I'm telling ya, you're not going to be able to swing a cat without smacking a good time in the face on Monday (not to mention knocking over a bunch of pencil jars, beers, and seriously irritating the cat). And what's that new logo up there? Flying Dog Brewery? There'll be Raging Bitch on tap, $4 for the first pint and $2 for every pint after that - which is like, INSANE, and not only that, they'll be giving other stuff away too! Atomic Books, who's been with us almost the entire 3 years has a bunch of cool stuff, Artist & Craftsman Supply loaded us up with art supplies and Baby Tattoo Books stuff too! And the stage is getting a makeover! Boom! THREE YEARS.