Bienvenue Mes Amis!
Why I salute you in French, you ask? Well because I am Kat Mon Dieu, bien sûr! I am a Dr Sketchy's model and a writer, and now I do both for you! And naturally I should say some French things to introduce this beautiful session avec ma petite chaton, Delysia La Chatte! Why else? Because she is the Feline Fatale of Burlesque, who payed homage to a spectacular French graffitti artiste, Madamemoiselle Van! (on December 9, 2012 at The Slipper Room)
I am also a cat, so I will tell her adventure with zee cat point of view. You do not know this? Well, then, let me illucidate here... (with photos by Kate Black)
Everybody wants to be a CAT...
...Because a CAT's the only Cat, who knows where it's at!!
Everybody's pickin' up on that FELINE beat...
Cuz everything else is obsolete!
(Strictly "High Button Shoes")
A square with a horn,
Makes you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
...and with a square in the act,
he can set music back
to the caveman days! ZumzumzumzumBoDay! (check out those CLAWS!)
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
Still a cat's the only cat
who knows how to swing!
Who wants to dig
a long-haired gig
or stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat!
while playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat...(just like Miss Delysia La Chatte!) Ok. Enough Disney. Pay attencion to ZIS!
Zee Competition ees FIERCE for the accolades that come with winning a Dr Sketchy's Challenge! Not to mention being on the same stage as Madamemoiselle La Chatte and breathing the air she exhales! Oooohh La LA!
Again we are mesmerized as she waves her petite cul at us. The cat lets us know her mood with her tail.
...and zee look in her eyes...
...how she plays hard to get...
...willing the hordes of admirers to do her bidding and worship her as zee CAT must be worshipped!
If Bastet smiles upon you, La Chatte will give you a good angle to draw from so you may win a prize you can take home to cuddle. You can imagine it is a BIG Kitty, or un Lapin Blanc avec deux jolis seins ...
Like zees one ...
Draw for your lives, humans...
This clever Human has imagined ma cherie Delysia in our Native Environment...Paris, bien sur! Avec du VIN et un Gauloise! In case you have not passed high school FRENCH, I translate: He drew my girl D in front of the Eiffel Tower (which is in PARIS, duh), with some wine and a cigarette! He deserved to win...for to make a fantasy that the girl will enjoy too is the sign of a good LOVER! And now he gets to practice with this sexy little Squishable! (from our sponsor)
I can tell, my friend approves.
Zee BUTT so nice they drew it TWICE! Ahhh! Zis look like a Baby Tattoo! Butt of course! They are our SPONSOR!
Who won? Both of them won free drinks I think!
The Feline Fatale, recumbent on her throne.
Who is this? I am not sure if zee artist is putting heemself between her paws or someone she wishes to punish! Zut Alors!
Shots for La Chatte! (I bet zee girl wins!)
I was RIGHT! (Mon Dieu, how did I know?)
My friend is very very pleased with the tributes. I see a cat smile.
Just like that! Voila!
Thank You to Melissa and Syd for passing me the proverbial baton of this blog. I'm looking forward to providing further installments!
Until next time mes amis! (Which may be tomorrow!) avec affection et bisous! Kat Mon Dieu "The Gal with Nine Lives and a Thousand Disguises"!