The only way this session could have gotten any better was if Russell had gotten hip-checked through the front window.
Actually, you can say that for every session.
Or even going out for dinner and a movie.
The Junkyard Dolls roller derby team didn’t just bring “It”, they brought all the “Its”. They brought every pronoun that had even been seen in public with “It”, was in “It’s” little black book, or “It” had ever listed as a reference on a resume.
Watch the video, you’ll see. Really, watch it. If you don’t, I don’t even understand why you’re reading this.
When I put together the Dr. Sketchy's videos, after I'm done with all the pretty sexy stuff and the clips of folks drawing, and after I've tacked on all the logos and whatnot at the end, if I can, I'll dig through the footage for something funny or weird to stick on the end of the thing. Valeria Voxx's session? Jesus Christ, there must have been twenty minutes of stuff I could have thrown in.
Not only was Valeria Voxx of Black Tassel Boolesque bursting at the seams with amazing poses, not only did she put on a sexy and hilarious performance for the halfway point, but she managed, between her, Alexis, & Russell, to generate enough hilarious footage that I was in tears by the time I finished sorting through all of it. Obviously, I couldn't use all of it in

Monday, January 28th, Dr. Sketchy's Baltimore presents your first burlesque-y drawing muse of 2013—Rycin Von Schierling!
I don't know about you, but it's been a long dreary month since the last Dr. Sketchy's. Do you miss those pretty green and cream banners framing the stage? Do you miss that BADASS orange and yellow circus stage that elevates the model above the top hat that guy in the front row is yelling? Do you miss Alexis forgetting what she's saying and deciding the substitute a string of profanity for the last half of the spiel? Do
Photo by Alexis de la Rosa
Don't know if you know this, but Reverend Valentine is now the showrunner of the brand new Dr. Sketchy's DC branch. If I remember correctly, their very first was just two days before this very session. That's right, she hosted a Dr. Sketchy's, then two days later, posed for one. Not only that, but
Photo by Jeff Schock
Maria Bella of Gilded Lily Burlesque is not only one of our best models and performers, she's one of the best out there in our opinion. At any one time, she's got more heart for her craft, and the world in general, than most folks have in a lifetime of striving. She's clever, kind, funny, and strip-the-paint-off-the-walls sexy.
Here's a dollop of advice with your Dr. Sketchy's

This Saturday, Dec. 15th, is the last Dr. Sketchy’s Baltimore of 2012!
The stunningly beautiful KiKi Allure will be modeling for your drawing pleasure for the very first time – not only that, but doing a performance as well. She’s performed trapeze with Dreams and Nightmares Aerial Theater, performed in the Big Show 3 with the Galhaus Revue and stage kittened for Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey.
It’s going to be a long wait till the first session of 2013, the end of January in fact, so this is your last chance to get Dr. Sketchy’s goodness (at least from the Baltimore branch) for awhile. Not only that, but it might be out last Saturday


