Security clearance arrived yesterday evening & we were informed not to bring cellphones, recording devices, weapons (I worry that sharp pencils could be considered a weapon), laptops, drugs/alcohol (coffee?) or chewing gum. No inappropriate footwear (damn it! I said goodbye to my June Carter costume plan of 5" high heels), singlets or spaghetti straps or inappropriate slogans on tshirts. We are given some references as to what not to wear.
The first example being David (the only gay in the prison?) from Little Britain. In his skin tight leathers in red & blue, he is provocative & sporting gang colours. A BIG no.
It's Dr. Sketchy at it's bare minimum! However, we have been informed we can give cookies away as prizes. Sweet, sweet cookies. In prison this is like money. We have farmbake brand. They are $100 bills in a world of gingernut $20 bills. Oh yes.