A long time ago in a Brooklyn far far away we had Gigi LaFemme lined up to pose as Princess Leia in full gold bikini. Sadly, dark and mysterious forces (A bad allgeric reaction, get well Gigi) forced us to change models at the last moment. So instead of Princess Leia and her cinnabuns we...

Before we get into this, perhaps some introductions are in order. Hello! My name is Syd. This is what I look like without clothes on:

Your usual blogger John Leavitt is a creature of the night whose ways are known only to mystery. Sometimes he will inexplicably vanish, leaving no trace,...

The sinister mole-men who control the weather at the center of the Earth have finally turned NYC's dial to "mild". Thank god, as Dr. Sketchy's was white hot this saturday. The girl with the biggest talents in showbiz, Lady Rygel, did strut and fan-dance into our hearts. We had some amazing...

It's hot enough to bake an egg n the sidewalk here in NYC. Sweltering and streaming Art Monkeys suffered dehydration and sun stroke to see Lady J. Can can you blame them?

Yew-ow-zah! I do belive she's made of pure Sexyonium. No only is Lady J hot, but she fronts she own band, Deaf By...

Happy Bastille Day Art Singes! To honor the 213th anniversary of Marie Antoinette suffering a slight case of beheading, we presented Darlinda Just Darlinda as a rainbow mermaid clown. What could be more French then that?

Liberte! Egalite! Sparkles!

Black and white means serious. These...